“Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, tonight for your Edification and Entertainment, for your Delectation and Delight, bringing you the Most Marvellous and Magnificent Merriment. Providing you with a Panacea and Plethora of Performance Perfection to counter Mental Retardation, and all manner of Malignancies with a Magical Mirth filled Miasma of Magnificence.”
“Tonight, Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, there are not enough Capital Letters in the Lexicon to express what Joys and Jolities await you in the Big Top!!!!”
“Ah… Damn… hang on…. That wasn’t Supposed to Happen…”